• demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit




cocaine-blunt:

Eminem eating M&M’s




(Source: chubbythecorgi)










the-absolute-funniest-posts:

thefrogman:

Otis shaking his sheep + high speed shutter = jiggly corgi face shenanigans. 




(Source: ttatianamaslany)



the-absolute-funniest-posts:

taylornhicks:
My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen


andwemurmuredourhowdoyoudos:

Three women, three heirs





orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find